My Erotic Stories

I had to go up north for a surprise party and my husband wasn’t
able to go. I was to be the biggest surprise for my mom’s 50th
birthday. I was going to stay with my brother at his house
until the night of the party. Well, when I got to Kevin’s
house I was unaware that his best friend Dan was also still
living with him, since he was supposed to have moved out
a couple of weeks earlier. I had used to babysit my brother
and Dan when they were younger(I’m 5 years older than them).
I hadn’t seen Dan in almost 10 years and he really turned
into a hunk. My husband and I had fantasized about me fucking
another guy someday while out of town or away from each other,
and this started me thinking about that fantasy. I was going
to be setting up Kevin’s house for Friday night and after
he got off work around noon we would go and get all the food.
I got up early Friday morning and started to do dishes that
Kevin and Dan had racked up over a two day period. I had taken
an early shower and shaved my legs and pussy extra smooth
and I put on my shortest shorts and crop top(this shows of
my flat stomach and belly butoton piercing and the tattoo
I have on my lower back). I wore my high-heeled sandals which
I get plenty of looks with, and waited for Dan to wake up.
He got up around 8:00 and his tongue almost hit the floor
when he saw me in the kitchen. I said “good morning” and he
couldn’t stop from looking me up and down. I offered to cook
him some breakfast and he gladly accepted. I kept making
all kinds of body gestures to give him good views, like bending
over to get things out of the cabinets and getting up on my
tip-toes and stretching for high items. I knew he was ready
when I saw his cock growing inside his pajama pants. I let
him eat and sat next to him swinging my foot and watching
him follow my foot like a pendulum. I then asked him is there
anything or anyone else you would like to eat. I thought
he would pass out. I told him how good looking he had become
and that I would love to fuck his brains out. Dan stood up
and I grabbed his cock which was now fully engorged and he
gave out a low groan and I felt it pulse from my touch. I pulled
his pants down and dropped to my knees and wrapped my lips
around the head. I sucked his cock for about five minutes
and then went to work on balls which to my enjoyment were
shaved clean, as I prefer. I then led him to the couch and
sat him down and began sucking and licking his balls while
stroking his cock with my hand. Dan started to come when
I crouched down further and began to lick the area behind
his balls. I did this for about a minute when Dan stated he
was cumming. I wrapped my lips around the head and Dan held
my head as his hps shot forward and sending long streams
of cum to the back of my throat. I love the taste of cum and
I didn’t miss a single delicious drop, and Dan watched as
I placed my tongue against the vein, and from his balls I
licked upward toward the head, pushing up any remaining
cum out of the tip and then licking that off. I then got up
and undid my shirt revealing no bra and then I turned and
seductively wiggled my ass out of my tight shorts and bending
over in front of him showing him my shaved pussy. Dan jumped
off the couch and dropped to his knees and buried his face
in my pussy and began eating me from behind. When his tongue
hit my clit I came immediately and tried to pull away from
the overpowering sensation. Dan, had other plans and flung
me onto the couch and pulling my legs apart buried his face
into my pussy and ate me out to 4 more orgasms. I begged him
to fuck me, he put his cock against my wet pussy and using
his weight plunged his cock all the way in causing pain and
orgasm at the same time. Dan held my ankles for support and
plowed into me for about ten minutes causing me to cum an
unknown amount of times. Then he pulled out and flipping
me over and hanging me over the back of the couch he grabbed
my waist and and shoved back inside me. He pounded my pussy
as hard and fast as he could causing his balls to slap my clit
causing me to orgasm about every 20 seconds. Then he grabbed
my shoulders and causing my back to arch, which allowed
his cock to hit other erogenous spots, I was on the verge
of fainting. I begged him to cum, because I couldn’t take
much more of his awesome fucking abilities, Dan then put
his chin on my shoulder and whispered in my ear that he wasn’t
through with his little whore. He pulled out of me and grabbing
me and throwing me over his shoulder like a fireman, carried
me upstairs. I was a little scared, but also excited to be
treated like a warriors prize. Dan threw me on the bed and
and forcing my legs open he pushed his cock back into me.
He held my legs apart with his arms and I could feel his balls
slapping at my anus giving me more pleasure. Dan, then whispered
that he was close to cumming and that he had always wanted
to fuck the shit out me for the way I used to tease him as a child,
with my tight little body. Then he tried to kiss me, which
I only do with my husband, but Dan was in charge and he pressed
his lips to mine and forced my lips open and when his tongue
hit mine I was his. I began to feel other desires inside me
and I found myself kissing him back, he was a great kisser.
Then he pulled his mouth off of mine and I tried to reach his
lips, when he cried out that he was cumming, and with about
ten hard thrusts he made me cum again and he held me still
as his cum shot into me causing one last orgasm as he filled
me with his juices. He laid on top of me for a few minutes and
then got up and left the house. I didn’t see Dan again for
the rest of my visit, but I went home satisfied and when I
told my husband what had happened, he fucked me just as hard
and good, as always.

After a night at the bar Anne came back home and had her sister stay
the night to sleep off the buzz. Anne is a lot of fun when she’s drunk
and I got to find out how much her sister June liked to have a good
time too. Anne came in our room and took off her clothes and jumped in
bed next to me. I love eating her pussy and tonight she wanted me to
get to work on her right away. No problem, I thought so I’m buried
under the covers licking and sucking away when I feel Anne’s gentle
touch on my head pushing me deeper into the hot steamy area between
her legs, then I feel her caress my ass. It took me a second to
realize that she couldn’t reach that far and by the time I figured it
out June had slipped in bed beside me! She wimpered that she needed
some attention too so I rolled over and gave her hot puss some deep
licks and she bucked around like crazy soaking my face with her
juices. Anne rolled over behind me and kissed me on the back of the
neck and then rolled herself up on top of me and fucked me hard. June
kised me and tasted her juices on my lips and then Anne moved in so
she had me to herself …I thought… a minute later Anne rolls us
both over so I’m on top and I feel a toungue on my ass. There’s Jane
licking her way down to my sensitive parts with careless abandon. As I
was ready to come I pulled out of Anne and June gobbled up my dick
and took all my load down her throat! I hope she comes over again
soon!!

Alright, here goes, and for some reading this you’ll
be thinking what a bitch.. But hey, this is the “Rants
& Rave’s” section right.
Here’s the deal, My profile specifically says if you
don’t send a picture then I won’t respond. My auto
reply states what I am looking for once again. However,
for those guys that insist on just saying “Hey, I’m
in the area on such and such date… wanna meet at my hotel?”
Please.. Do guys really think that works? I’m just
supposed to show up at a hotel… And sending me a phone number..
yeah right..the whole point of Adult FriendFinder is to try to get to know
someone first. An example… out of 30 emails I might get
one with a face shot. Let’s face it, a dick is a dick.
After 30 of them they all look alike. Most women, are interested
in more than a dick shot. At least I am. I try to look at every
profile but if they aren’t looking for the same thing..
most of the time I don’t reply. That’s what my auto
reply is for. As far as sending a wink.. I can’t speak
for all of the women but what do you do when you get 40 or 50
winks at a time. Geez if I spent all that time responding
to them, then when would I have the time to actually “talk
to anyone?”
Listen guys, we aren’t being mean, or bitchy or anything
of the sort. But cut us some slack… Read the profile before
sending mail…
Sorry, but I just couldn’t sit here and read this stuff
anymore without voicing my opinion.
~T-bird~

Why penises?

There are some things in life that go beyond understanding.
For instance, why do some people jump out of perfectly good
airplanes or why did anyone ever invent Daylight Savings
Time? Why do people complain about other people who use
cell phones while they are driving until they themselves
get a cell phone and then this is no longer a problem? Life
is full of these little question of about why we do unnecessary
and sometimes unbelievable things but, one of the strangest
phenomenon can be found right here at Adult Friend Finders.
Why is it that so many men choose to use this website as a place
to publish pictures of their penis?

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I just had an incident where a man and I corresponded back
and forth a couple of times.
He wanted to meet me and emailed me everyday asking when
I would be available.

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I set up a meeting with this couple off Adult FriendFinder, we meet and things
seem fine so we go for it. Starts out we all sit having a drink
on the couch and watch a XXX flick. As the movie starts getting
hot so are we, I mean we all new why we were here. As I sat there
watching the movie the female reaches over and starts rubbing
the guys crotch, and says are you getting excited honey,
well looking over I can see he’s got a bulge in he’s jeans.
Hell he’d have to, the movie was getting it on, and as I said
we all knew we were here to get it on too. She undoes his jeans
and pulls his cock out stroking it a few times and then starts
sucking it. He looks ove at me and gives me the nod to go for
her. I got up, bulge in my pants too and walked over behind
her nad put my hand betwen her legs and started rubbing her
crotch, She started moving and swaying as I rubbed. I reached
around and undid her jeans and pulled them down. She didn’t
have any panties on, and I could feel her wetnes as I continued
playing with her. Now my cock is throbbing and I know she’s
ready too, so I mount her from behind and start fucking her.
It isn’t long and she starts cumming, I think my cock had
gotten so hard it was just numb. But I kept fucking hoping
to get off. After a little while, and her cumming a few times,
I dropped down and started licking those juices she was
flowing. This couple was a Bi-couple so it wasn’t a suprise
when we moved up to the couch her laying back while I sat leaning
over betwen her legs and finishing what I had started, that
he would drop down between my legs. My cock was still throbbing
hard as it stood up like a flagpole. He started to stoke it
and then took it in his mouth and deep throated me repeatedly.
That was exactly what I need as I exploded filling him with
such a load I thought he’d choke. Only he seemed to go down
as far as he could, taking all of my cock down his throat and
swallowing it all! I think this has got to be the best blow
job I ever had. As I sat there, drained. She got up and went
to the bathroom. We sat on the couch, and I said to him man
I gotta tell you that was great. He saids thanks, but they’ll
but alot more like that, and reached over grabbing my cock
and stroking it. As I sat there watching him jack me off,
I asked him how he ever got his wife to allow him to be with
a guy, and have her watch him suck cock. He just looked at
me and chuckled, saying “She not my wife, she’s my sister.”
I couldn’t beleive it, her I was with a brother and sister!

Where are the real women? That seems to be the question asked
time and time again on this site. Well guys I’m here
to tell you that we are here but, what you must realize is
that we are real in all shapes and sizes the majority of us
aren’t super models and haven’t had cosmetic
adjustments done so what you see is what you get.

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My single guy friends always ask me where all of the good
women are. Aside from the twinge that goes through my heart
and soul at that question, I feel like I could ask them where
all of the good guys are!

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Sure, there could be reasons for sexual draught that have
nothing to do with the relationship. Your partner is frigid,
cold, lazy, you name it; one one of you is suffering from
grief, depression, alcohol abuse, or physical or hormonal
issues. OK, that could be it. But the numbers show that if
you take all the afore-mentioned possibilities and add
them together they’re still less likely to be the problem
than the number one reason for disappeared sex: unresolved
emotional issues. More specifically, Resentment Pile-up.
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My lady and I have had some pretty good luck in meeting new
and exciting people thru Adult FriendFinder, and having a ‘Fucking”
good time, and learned by experience that you must be very
clear in stating your desires to a potential match, because
there’s so much room for mis-interpretation in the
english language. Our experiences have yet to match what
we have tried to set up with the people we’ve met, but
we’ve salvaged some fun out of each of them anyway,
and will find more you can bet.
I just wonder why some people can’t understand that
you probably won’t have a repeat encounter with them
because it was fun but not what was discussed or planned
originally, and you’ll be looking elsewhere. If folks
would just be honest with themselves about what they want
and stop checking all the boxes hoping for more chances,
they’d have a much better experience thru Adult FriendFinder, and
if they would become silver members at least, they’d
find even more fun.
So, c’mon people lets say what we mean and mean what
we say, especially here. If you just thought you’d
drop a line in another dating site and aren’t participating
regularly on the site, why bother?