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examination

admin — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:56:34 +0000

Examination
This sweet young thing enters a doctor’s office for
her annual physical. The doctor has her disrobe and sit
on the examining table. Right off he notices a rash all across
her chest in the shape of an “H”. “How did
that happen?” he asks. She says, “My boyfriend
is a big football star at Harvard, and he won’t take
off his letter sweater when we fool around.” Strange, thinks the doctor, but to each his own. Some time
later another sweet young thing enters the same doctor’s
office for her annual physical. Same drill disrobe, and
sit on the examining table. The doctor notices an almost
identical rash on this girl’s chest, only this time,
it’s in the shape of a “Y”. “How did
you get this rash?” the doctor asks. The sweet young
thing replies, “Oh, my boyfriend is a letter man at
Yale, and he won’t take his sweater off when we fool
around.” “Oh” says the doctor.

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EUREKA

admin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:05:24 +0000

We finally take a weekend off and go to a semi resort town
not too far away. Were both happy with a weekend off from
work and excited to look around the town and see what it has
to offer. We enter town and start looking for a motel. I want
one with a Jacuzzi so we start narrowing them down. Finally
we just stop and get one. The manager seemed to instinctively
know what we wanted and needed. He helped us check in and
even helped us to the room and with the suitcase. It was a
nice room with a big Jacuzzi, bed, perfect. She is surprised
that I have brought her vibrators, and Oh no , a video camera.
We get around and decide we dont need to eat till later.
Hmmm. Maybe we need to fire up the Jacuzzi. Shes a little
shy but slides into the hot water. Still cant figure out
why some women, your wives, act shy about getting naked
in front of you. I crawl into the hot water, and am pretty
proud of my dick as he hasnt retreated for any reason. The
hot water and a little wine sends the erotic temp up about
100 degrees. She slides my way and she is as slick as I am hard.
What a cool invention, the Jacuzzi. We both last about 15
seconds in the tub and enjoy about 5 minutes of aftermath
in hot bubbling ecstasy.
My mind finally comes back online and I remember the plan
She has emerged from the tub with a grin.
I bring her a glass of wine and put a towel over her to stop
any chill. All she does is smile and moan yea baby. I ask her
if she is ready for some entertainment and she says hell
yeah. I say Ok . I put one the towels across her eyes and she
doesnt know about that but doesnt say much. I take some
soft cords, mostly for effect, and make her think she is
tied to the bed. Then I ask her if there is anyone she would
like to see her naked. She of course wont say. I have the
heat turned up in the room. I ask again, and its all for fun,
who would you like to see you naked? She takes the bait and
says the hotel guy. And I say , how do you think he would look
like to see you ? What do you think he would look like? She
starts moving around a little, almost fidgeting, and says
I dont know maybe he would a little heavy but maybe he would
have a thick cock. She says you know not a great big one just
a thick one with a lot of dark hair all around it.. You know,
something that would make me feel full but not stuffed!
Well Ive already talked to the manager and he is off work
and eager to come to our room if we want him to. I call down
and ask for some more towels(!!!) and things are happening.
In a minute , there is a knock at the door. Its him, and I ask
him to come in as the wife has a heart attack as she is laying
there naked on the bed!. He asks if everything is ok and I
say yes, but I ask his opinion if this is not a very attractive
woman. He nearly stutters saying yes, yes, oh hell yes..
I tell him that she was attracted to him was the only reason
he saw her and it required a payment in kind. He looked at
me real funny. I told him she would like to see him as he saw
her. Ok that was just my doins but what the hell. Anyhow I
had him go into the bathroom and remove his clothes while
I untied my wife and led her to a chair keeping her eyes covered.
He came out of the loo and I had him stand in front of wife while
I covered his eyes, hell he went along with it, and then uncovered
her eyes. It was something to see the light in her eyes as
she looked this strange man over. He wasnt any bodybuilder
as most of us arent But he was new, different, and exciting.

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En una fiesta con Kylie

admin — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:59:29 +0000

La fiesta era un poco aburrida, pero siempre hace ilusin
codearse con el famoseo. All estaba Kylie sonriendo y
saludando a todo el mundo. Y yo sin poder dejar de mirarla
recordando las veces que he escrito su nombre en Google
para ver fotografas suyas mientras acaricio mi entrepierna.

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el peluquero

admin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:04:57 +0000

Un hombre se mete a una peluquera y pregunta: Cunto
tiempo le falta para que me pueda hacer un corte de pelo?
El peluquero mira alrededor y le dice: Pues como dos horas.
Y el hombre se va. Unos das despus, el mismo hombre vuelve
a la peluquera y desde la puerta le pregunta al peluquero:
Oiga cunto tiempo le falta para que me pueda hacer un
corte de pelo? El peluquero mira alrededor de la peluquera
y dice: Pues como tres horas. Y el hombre se va. Una semana
despus, el mismo hombre vuelve a la peluquera y desde
la puerta le pregunta al peluquero: Cunto tiempo le
falta para que me pueda hacer un corte de pelo? El peluquero
mira alrededor de la peluquera y dice: Como hora y media.
Y el hombre se va. El peluquero mira a un amigo que est en
la peluquera y le dice: Oye, Chancho, por favor sigue
a ese tipo y fjate a dnde va. Siempre viene, pregunta en
cunto tiempo le puedo hacer un corte de pelo, pero despus
nunca regresa. Al rato Chencho vuelve a la peluquera
rindose. El peluquero le pregunta: A dnde fue el hombre?
Chancho, con lgrimas en los ojos de tanto rerse, le contesta:
Pues a tu casa, pend%&ejo!

3 blonde chicks and me!!!

admin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:08:54 +0000

I had a female friend Lynn who was cute 26 but was in another
relationship. So was I. we were good friends and I used to turn to her
for female related advice. One night I had a fight with my
girlfriend. So I called Lynn up and wanted to go out for drinks. we
went to a nightclub where we knew the owners and they were buying us
drinks all night. We were getting pretty pissed. the owners were
related to Lynns boyfriend but did that stop her? No.

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*What does ur name say abt U****

admin — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:09:37 +0000

What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.
Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its
TRUE !!) (Is’nt it GREAT !!) If you have double or triple
letters, just count the meaning once.
So here u can check…
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
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“Another Piece of Chicken…”

admin — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:07:38 +0000

“Another Piece of Chicken…”

I need another piece of chicken, please,
I said
to no one in particular
when out of no
where
my freezer opened and flung at me
another piece of chicken.

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YOUR SOUL MATE

admin — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:04:46 +0000

Turn in your Bible to Psalm 65:4 (the New King James Bible).
It says, “Blessed is the man you choose and causes
to approach you. That he may dwell in your courts and shall
be satisfied with the goodness of your house”

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Young man’s first gay time!

admin — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:08:40 +0000

I was 13. Dave was 14. He was the son of a guy that worked for
my Dad. He had 9 brothers, and they lived on the beach in Connecticut.
He was a good friend since we were small, and as I grew, I found
him to be really HOT! (I figured out that I was gay ssome time
before). Dave was about 6 feet tall, blonde, and on the muscular
side for his age. I adored him.

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You know who you are (Part 1)

admin — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:05:02 +0000

Disclaimer: This story deals with the subject of spanking,
specifically adult male spanking adult female. It may
also deal with sex in that context. May, as the story is not
written yet. Those who are bent this way (no pun intended)
will recognise the fantasy. For those of you who are easily
or deeply offended at written images of playful fantasy
that might suggest nonconsensual female subjugation
or the horror of domestic violence, you’re far better
to find another story with which to whet your prurient interests.

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My Erotic Stories

examination

EUREKA

En una fiesta con Kylie

el peluquero

3 blonde chicks and me!!!

*************What does ur name say abt U****************

“Another Piece of Chicken…”

YOUR SOUL MATE

Young man’s first gay time!

You know who you are (Part 1)

*What does ur name say abt U****